I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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