you guys were way drunker than both of me
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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