I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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