I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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