Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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