Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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