we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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