so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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