Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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