Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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