You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
it's like heaven, but drunker
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
