thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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