Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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