So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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