benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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