I think i peed on brittanys purse
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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