what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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