y did u give ur computer a hand job?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
