my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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