I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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