I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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