If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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