Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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