Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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