you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
