I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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