so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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