Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I need a burrito and a hug.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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