Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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