I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
There's even glitter on my cock...
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