i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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