Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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