I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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