He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize