i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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