no, he came in my armpit
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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