i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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