Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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