I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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