Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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