if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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