if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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