All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
did you just send me my own nude
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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