ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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