I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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