Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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