Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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