He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So much rum. So many feels.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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