How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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