i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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