You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
is it fun? or sober?
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