xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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