Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
