I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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