it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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