i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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