Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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